#5. Cough, loudly, with or without wearing a mask - although the chance of you getting kicked out without wearing a mask is "statistically" higher than if you wear a mask.
I'm a Christian and I laughed out loud at this. I think someone would get kicked out if they said this in very 'Christian' conservative type places but everywhere else they would probably just think the person is crazy.
Eat a big plate of spicy Mexican food. Wait a few hours for the gas to really build up. Then when you are in a crowd let loose, and show the whole world the true meaning of the word FLATULENCE.
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