100 Ways To Get Kicked Out A Public Place!!

[Brad P]

Title says it all
Nothing rude
Any place!
i.e. hotels, shopping centre, restraunts

Eg--

#1-(The first way to get kicked out of a public place)

Please put #(number) at the start of your message

Have Fun & Anyone Can Start

 

[Spikey]

#1 for these days in some places is for not wearing a mask

 

[ZandraJoi]

#2 Being obnoxious & loud.

 

[Mildredtabitha]

#3Eat customers orders

 

[Hova]

#4 shout out loud, "Jesus was gay".

 

[Paladin]

#5. Cough, loudly, with or without wearing a mask - although the chance of you getting kicked out without wearing a mask is "statistically" higher than if you wear a mask.

 

[Spikey]

#4 shout out loud, "Jesus was gay".

I'm a Christian and I laughed out loud at this. I think someone would get kicked out if they said this in very 'Christian' conservative type places but everywhere else they would probably just think the person is crazy.

 

[Mildredtabitha]

#6 go to everyone's table while you pour their meals on the floor.

 

[Hova]

#7 start taking off one piece of cloth after another. I'm pretty sure you'll be kicked out before you get to you boxers.

 

[bomb]

#7 Sneeze out loud (sol)....without covering your mouth!! Do it in a bank, all the tellers will run and you collect your cash!

 

[LEADTECH]

#8 Shouting in the any area while running " The World is Ending"

 

[Riker Slade]

#9 Dogs are not cute.

 

[ewpratt]

#10 Hide in the clothing racks of a department/clothing store and randomly reach out and grab people's leg.

 

[Jay]

#11 your sitting in a restaurant and you start screaming GUN GUN
I'm sure you would be gone

 

[ewpratt]

#12 Get on the intercom at a grocery store and announce that all meats are free while in stock.

 

[LBJ]

Eat a big plate of spicy Mexican food. Wait a few hours for the gas to really build up. Then when you are in a crowd let loose, and show the whole world the true meaning of the word FLATULENCE.